I thought that when I moved to Utah that I was signing up for life in the desert.
Little did I know that it would decide to magically relocate to Seattle...
Thank you for the last two solid months of rain. You stink. You make me stay inside and be cold all day. Did you not get the memo that it is mid-May? Really? You also make it so Stella sits sad and neglected in my apartment.
Now you've got two of us who are upset.
Just stop raining and move us back to Utah and everything will be just fine for you.
If not...I don't know what the ramifications will be for you.